After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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