I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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