I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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