i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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