It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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