is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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