Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Randomize
