with your own penis?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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