I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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