P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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