Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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