Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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