i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
God has nothing to do with this.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.