Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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