The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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