I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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