But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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