He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Shame - the story of my life.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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