Christians are straight up FREAKS
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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