your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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