It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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