I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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