whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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