Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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