Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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