you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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