all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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