fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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