Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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