just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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