grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
