We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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