Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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