im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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