My room smells like vodka and shame
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Randomize
