Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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