you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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