This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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