The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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