To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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