Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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