i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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