I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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