508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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