That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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