I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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