We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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