Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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