Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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