They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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