Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
two words: eviction party
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I currently don't understand fingers.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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