Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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