It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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