do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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