If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
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They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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