Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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