I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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