Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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