yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my being single is dangerous.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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