I think im going to throw up on grandma
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I enjoy the company of your penis
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