Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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