Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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